Manga Ollis

OK, so a couple of years ago, I looked like this:



Now, I look like this:



Hagrid has pretty much continuously looked like this (which is, of course, how he gets the pseudonym - particularly from the small child that pointed and yelled "Look Mummy, it's Hagrid"*):



I guess that for him, as a pansexual (who has never been entirely out, in case his mother goes OH NO, I RAISED *TWO* OF THEM**??? and cries, but I'm very sure she doesn't read this), the variety has been pleasing. He's had the depressed femme and the comparatively cheerful androgynous man: now he just needs someone resembling an Uruk-hai for balance.

No can do, I'm afraid.

Well, making those was some time I'll never get back...


*Actually, he resembles Hagrid in personality, too - yup, entirely. You guys, I'm doing Hagrid!

**My queer-theory-sense is tingling... his (out) sister is bi- rather than pansexual, because she only likes men and women.

Right, left, upper and below.

My book on Palaeolithic art considers scrapping a hypothesis about cave art's educational use, because some of its scenes "can't" have been observed or copied properly.

Why? Because animals that are "quite clearly male" are depicted trying to initiate sex with other males.

You obviously don't need observational skills to get your doctorate, anyway.

1) How heterosexist.

2) How divorced are we from the natural world nowadays??? This "fully heterosexual bison" dogma is one step away from the famous piece stating that "a cow has six sides - right, left, upper and below".