I shan't introduce myself, because I'm in the process of changing my name, and haven't decided upon a middle one yet. This is because I'm trans ZOMG TRANNIES ON TEH INTERNETS.
Did you know how *easy* it is to change one's legal name? Dontcha want to be called Cholmondely St Cuthbert Fish, just for a week or so?
I'll post a profile pic and stuff, and be back later.