So much death!

Well, you two might think like that now...
...but when you're both eaten by a dragon...
and you're in its stomach
...and the lights are low...
and the fumes are making you feel a little dizzy...


There's a facial expression that's very specific to people who have ever allowed a character created by Gareth to play in their game. Perhaps the wind changes, because the expression doesn't leave us for months on end...

If I tried to draw it with emoticons, the screen would explode... and the Internet itself. It could kill seventeen Internets.

Like, srsly - let your children play all the violent video games EVER. Let them watch every cinematic gore-fest EVER on repeat, FOREVER. Let them take A Clockwork Orange as their personal bible...

Just don't give 'em a pencil and paper!

(Wow, I have something in common with a few loons of the US religious Reich - I have a suspicion that D&D was put on this earth by Satan. I'd better treasure our common humanity for a little while...

OK, I'm done.)